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I'm looking for a new job. I've applied to 15 openings at Mar-a-Lago. I refresh their job page several times a day. I’m competing with 190 foreign spies to be the new locker room attendant.
These are open positions at Mar-a-Lago:
bartender
banquet server
banquet setup attendant
spa receptionist
receiving attendant
catering and events assistant
hair stylist
valet attendant
receptionist
maintenance
Every other position is receiving something or attending something. It doesn’t sound like a place where anything industrious is getting done. Why do people join expensive clubs? One of Mar-a-Lago’s perks is easy-to-access document storage. No golf course though.