I'm looking for a new job. I've applied to 15 openings at Mar-a-Lago. I refresh their job page several times a day. I’m competing with 190 foreign spies to be the new locker room attendant.
These are open positions at Mar-a-Lago:
bartender
banquet server
banquet setup attendant
spa receptionist
receiving attendant
catering and events assistant
hair stylist
valet…
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