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Sep 23, 2022
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I'm looking for a new job. I've applied to 15 openings at Mar-a-Lago. I refresh their job page several times a day. I’m competing with 190 foreign spies to be the new locker room attendant.

These are open positions at Mar-a-Lago:

  • bartender

  • banquet server

  • banquet setup attendant

  • spa receptionist

  • receiving attendant

  • catering and events assistant

  • hair stylist

  • valet attendant

  • receptionist

  • maintenance

Every other position is receiving something or attending something. It doesn’t sound like a place where anything industrious is getting done. Why do people join expensive clubs? One of Mar-a-Lago’s perks is easy-to-access document storage. No golf course though.

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