job openings

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I'm looking for a new job. I've applied to 15 openings at Mar-a-Lago. I refresh their job page several times a day. I’m competing with 190 foreign spies to be the new locker room attendant.

These are open positions at Mar-a-Lago:

• bartender

• banquet server

• banquet setup attendant

• spa receptionist

• receiving attendant

• catering and events assistant

• hair stylist

• valet…