jokes

edition 13

• I had bad diarrhea the last couple days. My therapist says I need to find the positive, so on the plus side, the acoustics in the toilet are lit.

• I recently wrote a newsletter post titled "the biggest fart in history". I worked pretty hard on it so when it finally went out it was a big relief.

• I was biking at the park the other day. There was a group doin…