Has any dog ever put it together that humans are inside planes? It seems like something an Einstein-level dog might figure out. The dog is meditating with his face leaning out of the car window. They drive by an airport. He has a moment of clarity.

We don’t know what dogs know. Some of them never really get the hang of screen doors. Those definitely aren’t the ones figuring out that we control the temperature in the house.

People say they wish their dogs could talk, but the reason we like dogs is because they don’t talk and they are shorter than us.

Dog language would have been a better high school class than Spanish. I interact with dogs more often than Spanish speakers. It’s cool though to see a dog fight and just start yelling in Spanish. It’s a better atmosphere.