jokes
edition 22
I had to start buying baby powder from a Chinese website because I discovered that baby powder in the US doesn't actually have any real babies in it.
My Lyft driver told me that when he served in the Navy they would pull into a foreign harbor and women would throw tennis balls onto the ship with their phone numbers written on them. But when I throw tennis balls with my phone number at strollers pushed by hot moms at the park, I'm a bad guy?