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Aug 16, 2022
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  • I had to start buying baby powder from a Chinese website because I discovered that baby powder in the US doesn't actually have any real babies in it.

  • My Lyft driver told me that when he served in the Navy they would pull into a foreign harbor and women would throw tennis balls onto the ship with their phone numbers written on them. But when I throw tennis balls with my phone number at strollers pushed by hot moms at the park, I'm a bad guy?

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