I was on an airplane, not minding my own business. The guy next to me was scrolling through photos zoomed in on car tires, like just the treads. He switched to watching a video of a couple kissing and making out for a good 8 seconds. Then he went back to the tires. I’m not sure what the joke is but it made me laugh. I think the algorithms are winning.
I want to make one of those coloring book games where you have photos of animal faces on the left; on the right are photos of their buttholes. Draw lines to match the face and butthole.
Job interviews tend to be boring so I’m reworking my list of interview questions:
How many shoes do you own?
How do you make cement?
If you had to carry one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? It's got to be heavier than a cat.
Does a spider have lungs? How does it breath?
Rank the following sprays: hair, bear, and paint.