winnie the pooh in australia
I wrote some dumb poetry about Winnie the Pooh in Australia.
Australian Winnie the Pooh In the outback with his friend Roo By the lake skipping rocks Honey-drunk stumbling walk Then Roo was eaten by a croc. Picking berries with Piglet In the trees with butterfly nets Piglet grabs hold of a vine Is that a snake? No more Piglet. It's evening, the sun is dropping A missing tail and a sad donkey Eeyore is snared in wire By 3 poachers preparing a fire He summons 30 deadly spiders. Owl's home is filled with clocks Out of his seat when the cuckoo birds squawk To scan from his hunting perch. Meat is on the menu tonight Avenging Piglet by taking snake lives.