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winnie the pooh in australia

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Jun 23, 2022
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I wrote some dumb poetry about Winnie the Pooh in Australia.

Australian Winnie the Pooh
In the outback with his friend Roo
By the lake skipping rocks
Honey-drunk stumbling walk
Then Roo was eaten by a croc.

Picking berries with Piglet
In the trees with butterfly nets
Piglet grabs hold of a vine
Is that a snake?
No more Piglet.

It's evening, the sun is dropping
A missing tail and a sad donkey
Eeyore is snared in wire
By 3 poachers preparing a fire 
He summons 30 deadly spiders.

Owl's home is filled with clocks
Out of his seat when the cuckoo birds squawk
To scan from his hunting perch.
Meat is on the menu tonight
Avenging Piglet by taking snake lives.
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